Conversations with myself:
Oooh, it’s getting nice out. I should carve out an hour or so a day & get some sun! It’ll be nice to not be scary white this summer!
Really? An hour a day to lay out? You won’t create an hour a day to work out, but you’re going to work on your tan?!
Well, yeah. Tan makes me look thinner, so it’s sort of killing two birds with one stone. I mean, working out isn’t going to make me look tan. This is CLEARLY the more responsible use of my time.